you gonna have
to be all healthy or you go to jail
look at me the doctor said
have you been eating wheatless bread?
i said no i had featherless crow
if you are salting you should beware
beefless bullocks are best for erection
what should i drink unless i shrink
to avoid impotence have orangeless juice
and for hypohidration dessicated ice
and if i'm hungry i wondered aloud
best in that case is honeyless badger
he put stethoscope
on my crane
additionally
you should inhale
coughless tobacco and sugarless cane
and for celebrations i warmly recommend
spiritless rum and hopsfree beer
i already felt better
nutrition's important smiled he at me
and take my advice
after a rich meal
sheet twice